This is an urgent news report.
Hi! I am Lee Ah Gua and this is news ham.
*the whole music thingy to mark the start of the news*
*dingding dong BOOMM blah blah blah*

Rejoice! For the hamster everyone's been franctically looking for has finally been found!
There were tears of joy as PigPig, the hamster, reunited with its owner.
PigPig sniffed with gratitude as a sign of appreciation for the men's hardwork and persistence during the search for her.
Even a slight tear was noticed as the round and allure eyes of PigPig twinkled with exuberance.
A parade was even set up specially for this magnificent moment to signify the success of the search for this precious hamster.
During the parade proper, the men marched in with pride, showing the precision and discipline of the army.
Such an important event leaves no room for mistakes as thousands craned their necks with cameras in their hands to capture this wonderful event.
A respectful salute was given to PigPig before the march pass.
All eyes and cameras began to focus onto the sky as the arrival of the 'PigPig AirForce' coincided with the departure of the army contingents.
The airforce greeted the spectators with a deafening entrance and screams of delight permeated the premises of block *** in Yishun.
The stunning display left many astounded and awed beyond their expectations.
Following that, a parade of brown and beige filled the area to signify the love and joy for the adorable PigPig.
The performance embodies the PigPig spirit with colours dancing about the floor to form a rather familiar image - A portrait of our dear hamster
It was abuzz activity all around block *** of Yishun wth the people taking the celebration to a whole new level!
There was loud music, activites such as face-painting and certainly, cute action figures of PigPig.
Last of all, the icing on the celebratory cake - A dazzling ten-minute fireworks display!
This is Lee Ah Gua, bringing you the wonderful news of our hamster's return.

PigPig was overwhelmed with joy and pleasure as she observed the whole celebration.
"PigPig...", PigPig felt an irritating nudge exerted with a familiar force and touch.
She opened her eyes back to reality, only to realize that it was all just a dream.

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CELEBRATE PPL! WOOHOOO
PIGPIG HAS BEEN FOUND XD
it was 5:55 am in the morning when she was found lmao.
she wasnt behind or under the fridge.
neither was she in evil Lewy's clutches.
(my hamster probably outwitted him tts y she escaped HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA :x jkjk)
and no, i didnt use a starved dog to find her -_-
neither did i make use of the help offered by PROFESSIONAL HAMSTER FINDER: Janice MOO
its becoz... my hamster likes me tts y she came bak :x
ok la. here's the whole short and sweet story.

i was sleeping when suddenly my mum switched on the lights and tried to wake my sis up for she had a feeling she just saw PigPig. (note: mum's afraid of rodents xD)
upon hearing the news, i sprang out of my bed to search for her :x (this proves THE KIND of owner i am)
and woohoo! ALAS! shes finally found! xD
and she seems fatter than b4 o.o
did she eat xiao qiang while she hid?
or some large disgusting lizard.
urgh..
nvm. wad matters now is tt shes fine hohos.
and we still feared tt she was dead the day b4 lmao.

anyway, when i tried to wake my sis up she just shrug my hand off and went bak to her slumber -_-
sheesh lols.
cant help it. shes oso a pig.
literally lol.

and jovi's having fever.
temp: 38.5 degree celcius. :(
thankfully he is obedient today lols.
hes willing to take his medicine which he dreads(after some persuasion of course) xD
well hopefully he gets well soon. :)